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spunky funk? [10 Feb 2006|06:19pm]
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"Having a constant stream of orgasms can be their way of keeping an emotional funk at arm's length"

Guide to Getting it On!
Goofy Foot Press
Oregon, U.S.A
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Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you... [27 Jan 2006|11:33pm]
for the gamers out there http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYj1k1w_rqo

and my homemade belt buckle

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This one i throughly blame on cliff and john...

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[08 Jan 2006|04:21pm]
so i go out and buy large quantitys of food, and i still can't igure out what to eat. i am trying this ramen stuff i bought that comes in its own little bowl. i figure if it sucks the bowl is pretty cool and microwaveable. hung arond hawthorne yesterday. got my hair cut i think they screwed up in the back. might explain why she didn't ask me what i thought about it with the usual hand you a mirror make you look at the reflections reflection. oh well it will grow out if it sucks to much. now that i have my video card and call play any game, there are really too many to choose from. fable 1.5 and xmen2 and dragonshard are all competing, not to mention the psp and ds oy. so i got new glasses and don't have to worry about the lens popping out every time i take them off. but now i can get contacts if i want to without having to pay for a different exam. i just need to get them within 6 months. oh and if anyone wants my new phone number just ask cause i lost a lot of numbers in the transition as well when my previous phone died
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hardcore you say? [22 Dec 2005|05:01pm]
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/daytondailynews/video/christmaslights.wmv

it has audio, i didn't know at first cause my wav sound was turned off for some reason.
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it wasn't my kidney [22 Dec 2005|04:47pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I helped [info]taterlain see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I gave [info]bloodvixen a kidney (1000 points). In August I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I helped [info]poopymonkeykid across the street (6 points). In April [info]keith_crimson and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (264 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
bond007james

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we put the F U in fun [11 Dec 2005|12:02pm]
So i have not used this much at all lately, and i haven't been busy. i just can't seem to get myself to update anymore. So as some know and the rest do now, me and kim have broken up. been about a month i think. anyway i am moving out today hopefully. i will be living with my sister. which should be interesting but it means i will get out more cause of her friends and the groups they hang out with like to go and do stuff. still having difficulty with a few things of depression, the weather probably isn't helping any. kim's not here she's at dave's or brendon's. probably avoiding the whole situation i can see how me moving out is probably the end all to our relationship/friendship. i still have so much crap to pack. maybe by next weekend i will have it all finished with my room and such. back to my queen sized bed. i can see how it is good to go out and do things it akes your mind off things. and i have always been the lazy person when it comes to going out. my mind wanders way to much. i think i need to put it on a leash or something, maybe beat it with a rolled up newspaper would help. things are going better then expected i suppose. hope all is well.
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infrastructure mode [11 Nov 2005|11:29pm]
so just a quick note that the pc's are networked and that i can post from my lovely PSP with wireless. woot!
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my butter churner vas ger shtolen!! [14 Oct 2005|03:25pm]
So there have been lots of happenings between now and the last post, none of it really too important aside from being broke ass poor for a month because of the move and USbank sucking completely. Working same as always so i do not have much time for anything really, have a slight feeling that because of events this weekend we will be broke again, till pay day. Which will be for rent which i am going to work OT for on this next week. to make sure i have money on something other than costly living expenses.

Not that anyone would know this but my family really, but i moved in with kim officially in the middle of september and things have been somewhat stressful but it mostly seems to revolve around money and the fact we work the same job. which both can be fixed by looking for better jobs which i have been doing somewhat. kinda lazily there are benefit for working at acs, you dont really work...

So whilst browsing that which is known as the "internet" i found this link on a site sometimes frequent. not sure if any one has seen or heard of this but its kind of disturbing. i know some people have had thoughts of bombing these things, or people, if you can even call them that. but after seeing the outcome of war on there kind. i have decided to put down ideas against there kind.

http://origin.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681621?htv=12
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booty... [12 Aug 2005|04:27pm]
I geuss it could be a farewell party to the pirate house. I am assuming 9-10 is dark enough. I need to go into cleaning overload, as well as the rest of the crew.


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[11 Aug 2005|10:33am]
the first one i believe is the most disturbing, to bad no mr. sparkalo
http://www.japander.com/japander/simpson.htm



the one on the bottom left, with the bunny...
http://www.japander.com/japander/connery.htm
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[28 Jul 2005|10:49am]
so life is going, pretty damn busy with work, kim, and driving help. got a new computer, pretty decent, i think i may change the motherboard and video card on it though. it's kinda of a slower motherboard from what i can tell. but it's like 5 times better than my old busted junk. i think i say this in every post but i need a new job, my birthday in about 2 weeks then two weeks after that the pirate party. have been using my psp as a emulator to play turbo grafx games, ala tricky kick, and for snes, megaman x and such.
not too many great games out for it yet thank goodness for the other funcionalitys of it.
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[09 Jul 2005|09:11am]
i really feel like blowing stuff up, i haven't used any of those goodies from my previous post, i suppose it's just not fun without the possibility of blowing up ash, meh.

not much going down works sucks as usual on saturdays, at least i am not in the main queue it is been red for a while, suckers! not much to really to say life is good, busy, but good. need to save up money, if that is even possible. oh and apearantly you can put emulators on psp's muahahahaha
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[02 Jul 2005|09:08am]
you know i never really played it, but i think i am against burt reynolds being in the dungeon siege movie.
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Hey ash, Light this!!! [01 Jul 2005|02:35pm]
there are maybe 4 people who read my journal that would get that joke...



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break time! [04 Jun 2005|03:00pm]
haven't updated in quite a bit, my brother is now a father bella was born on june 1st at like 3pm, shes is a big baby from what i am told about 9lbs, 21 inches. healthy looking and cliff and marcina are very happy, i may have spelled her name wrong, meh.

i am here cause i got super pissed off, today is the first day in a week they have switched to queue i am on, and every time they switch the queue on me it is always to the busyiset one. and to know that the people who have been here less time then me get to sit in ready and just wait for five mins while i take 3 calls kinda pisses me off. i need to start looking for a better job, i can't really work part time i would need at least 30hrs a week. but thats not easy ton find with some places. aside from call centers

not too much going on with life, broke till the 10th but as is everyone else. need to get some ot this week to make up for being late to work the last few days. want to change jobs so i can start taking some sort of classes to actually get a career. though about tech schools and maybe being a pharmacist tech, not sure how long that would take or how much, that and i need to start driving lessons, so i can get my license and get a damn motorcycle. probably pay for the motorcycle classes. need to start saving money, not really easy with the way i have been spending lately. oh well.

hope all is well in cyberland,
the lion
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[29 Apr 2005|07:26pm]
[ mood | Feeding birds ]
[ music | and one - technoman ]

there is something not right about children fighting in a saloon, against old guys in kfc uniforms using drumsticks as clubs.

so the wall o' graffitti is now covered up in white paint, to be turned into a mural soon hopefully. something about a city scape into a beach with a pirate ship of in the distance. oh and the bar has a name, S.S. Scallywag. and i just realized i kinda want a lightsaber spoon.

sorry tv is making my train of thought turn into a derailed mess. renn fayre is going on right now, the college is actually pretty cool looking right now. its pretty well decorated, there is a big water wheel kinda thing over the big vent in the front lawn. so the air from the vent is moving the wheel which will make the bubble wands dip themselves in the bubble solution and then they air will blow the bubbles. so it's just a giant automated bubble machine. no ball drop... glow opera is going to happen. but i am too late to get tickets to it. unless i want to shell out money for it.

nothing really much to update, my skateboard is M.I.A. my own dumbass fault. so go beat up anyone you see with it! i will probably buy a new one with my next check. maybe i will just get a nice longboard, i dunno i always like the ability to try and do tricks so i may just go with my standard, normal deck with softies. i was also thinking of getting a tattoo. just a basic dagger on my arm to beat my sister and brother to the punch, i have been throwing around a lot of tattoo ideas in my head and i am not really sure of which to get. big bladed wheel on my back, dagger on my forarm, blue flamecuff on my right leg. or maybe a cool spiked sun on my neck... too many damn ideas.

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i'm not good with beds... [20 Apr 2005|09:45pm]
[ mood | nekkid ]
[ music | naked and famous ]

so what is new in the life of mike? probably allot for those of you that read this seeing as how i don't really hang out with any of you peeps if much at all. got psp will travel allot, the damn thing has been getting run through the wash. figuratively speaking of course. i think the damn thing is on almost all damn day.

haven't been in my house too much at all. work is keeping me busy, as well as kim, but i have no complaints in that area what so ever aside from work not paying enough. that may change soon if i can get my resume updated and emailed to this today staffing place soon enough. mmm 10.48 an hour. anyway life is good. work is better than stream was. friends are good. haven't been able to do to much hanging out with people besides my workmates. but that seems to always be the case.

i suppose i should get ready i am suppose to head over to kim's and then in the morning help akasha move stuff into storage. i would normally just now be getting on the bus from work today i am kinda glad i got into work early today, cause now i can fix up my room a little more, it has been a mess for quite sometime. but i haven't really done anything to it at all. maybe i will sunday afternoon. get paid monday. woo.

hope all is well out in tv land, and happy 20th of april day

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mmm psp [08 Apr 2005|07:07pm]
[ mood | ca ca for kookoo puffs ]

i got a new toy, i am a bad kid...

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affectionate squish, OW! [07 Apr 2005|11:05am]
so i haven't been home since sunday night, well i suppose i did stop by to drop off rent. been staying at kim's, which has been happy. nothing much going on right now. been coming in early to work almost this whole week. it's pretty good at work i get along with most all people. it's very nice to go out drinking with them all. i think i need to go kick someone out of a seat today, i never like making people go look for somewhere to sit. i geuss there are signs posted that say i can seat in like 11 seats. we have hot seats for the most part. but some of them are assigned if you suck enough ass or have been here long enough. anywho going to p.o.w. tonight with a big group of people from work. i think its on 40th and hawthorne or something. some of us are also going to the japanese gardens sunday. and then out to sushi for a birthday treat for kim. anyway i should head out if i want to get a decent amount of ot today. hope all is well.
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quarter circle forward [02 Apr 2005|10:58pm]
[ mood | dorky ]

there is nothing like coming home to megeman x and a glass of cereal.

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